“Neil Simon didn't like it too much when we came out in clown makeup. W...” — John Ritter Quote

“Neil Simon didn't like it too much when we came out in clown makeup. We stopped doing that.”

“Basically, what I'm doing is what I want to do. I feel very lucky. And very satisfied.”

“If I found a cure for a huge disease, while I was hobbling up onstage to accept the Nobel Prize they'd be playing the theme song from 'Three's Company'.”

“The Jan. 6 committee is a clown show. It is a joke.”

“I've always been a performer. I love doing impressions of people and being the clown.”

“I refuse to listen to Rush Limbaugh. I listen to a lot of conservative radio when I drive around in my car. I refuse to listen to him because he's just ridiculous, just a clown. I love Rachel Maddow obviously.”