“Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a livi...” — Douglas Coupland Quote

“Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living.”

“Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.”

“It's fun to sentimentalize the 20th-century lifestyle and the 20th-century brain, but it helps nobody, it makes you look ancient, there's no going back, and you'd be miserable if you did.”

“I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.”

“'Hamlet' is a play of many strange parts, with ghosts and players, politicians and clowns.”

“I have not seen 'It' because I don't like horror movies. I don't mess with clowns or demons.”