“Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a ...” — W. C. Fields Quote

“Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.”

“Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.”

“Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.”

“I've done about anything I can fantasize about in the cold.”

“Since the end of the Cold War, hegemonism has become increasingly unpopular.”

“There is extraordinary similarities between the Midwest in America and Europe in that there is this sense of vast, open sky and loneliness and cold.”