“The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one kn...” — Terry Pratchett Quote

“The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out.”

“Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?”

“In my heart, I'm just a kid from the council houses. I can remember the old cottage and my dad coming round with the tin bath. I'm not a rich man.”

“The Tezuman Empire in the jungle valleys of central Klatch is known for it organic market gardens, its exquisite craftsmanship in obsidian, feathers and jade, and its mass human sacrifices in honor of Quezovercoatl, the Feathered Boa, god of mass human sacrifices.”

“To tell you the truth, I'm something of an atheist.”

“I got quite annoyed after the Haiti earthquake. A baby was taken from the wreckage and people said it was a miracle. It would have been a miracle had God stopped the earthquake. More wonderful was that a load of evolved monkeys got together to save the life of a child that wasn't theirs.”

“It’s better to face a moment of discomfort than a lifetime of uncertainty—clear your confusion while there’s still time.”

“Some days some times are remembered by me, in life’s all moments they are cherished by me”

“I have willed”

“The best way to achieve your dreams is to spend less time dreaming and more time taking the right action.”

“Clocks and calendars do not exist to remind us of the Time we've forgotten but to regulate our relations with others and indeed all of society, and this is how we use them.”

“Money without time is next to meaningless.”