“As comedians, if nothing else, we're certainly allowed to make fun of ...” — Lauren Ash Quote

“As comedians, if nothing else, we're certainly allowed to make fun of ourselves and our own journeys and our own experiences.”

“What I really miss are Club Z brand ketchup chips. That was the Zellers brand. Something about those slightly stale, slightly gross, but kind of delicious chips that remind me of home.”

“It was my third Second City review before I even got mentioned in the review. It was the third review where it finally was like, 'And Lauren Ash is here.' Thank God, it's about time!”

“There are comedians that I like. I think a lot of it, you just figure out on your own. It's definitely one of those things that you get good at by doing it a lot. But I like Jim Gaffigan. Patton Oswalt. Janeane Garofalo.”

“It's really not my thing to go after what comedians are doing. Because I always feel like we're jesters at the end of the day.”

“When comedians get successful, the fans that they have aren't the fans they would hang out with. I don't have that problem.”