“I will die defending Twitter and what it can do for comedians. Twitter...” — Megan Stalter Quote

“I will die defending Twitter and what it can do for comedians. Twitter has gotten my friends jobs.”

“I really wanted to do comedy full time but I was from Ohio and I didn't know how you got into comedy.”

“I've had full conversations with people who I'm still guessing who they are through context clues in our texts.”

“Comedians are ridiculously oversensitive, so, especially with the Internet, you feel everything, like a spider on a web going, 'Oh God, I'm getting stomped'.”

“I think that's what comedians do: We're funny in the moment. We're just so self-reflective and narcissistic.”

“When I entered the industry in 1984, I was welcomed, no one pushed me away. I want the younger comedians to experience the same. They should feel wanted.”