“As satirists, we get to stand on the sidelines of life and comment on ...” — Hasan Minhaj Quote

“As satirists, we get to stand on the sidelines of life and comment on what's happening.”

“Every time a U.S.A. Today slides underneath my door, it's like they're saying, 'Hey, you're not that smart, right?'”

“I'm not a Larry David. I don't have a 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' and a 'Seinfeld' in me.”

“My theory on politics is no one really knows how it works, so I choose not to comment on stuff too outside of my league.”

“If you yourself are not comfortable about your body, do something about it. If you are comfortable, let it be. Other people have no right to comment anyway.”

“I'm a prolific tweeter. It allows me to respond to the news of the day or comment on something Jacob Rees-Mogg has said on behalf of my constituents.”