“I'd think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the comput...” — Andy Milonakis Quote

“I'd think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the computer, upload it. It's such a quick thing. You post it on your website and after an hour, 10 people write comments.”

“I'm going to do a lot of weird stuff that's not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me and I think it's time to do different stuff, even when it comes down to the type of humor. I want to do some drier, weirder stuff.”

“I had sadness for breakfast.”

“I've tried to stop reading comments online because if you believe everything, it makes you feel like rubbish.”

“Just pick a political story at random and read the comments. There is no logic or reason on either side - only hypocrisy and hate.”

“Since I did the SK Project and I partner with the United Nations World Food Program, I got a lot of different feedback from people online. Through social networks and through the Twitter. I read the comments and see 'em saying, 'People hungry here, Fif.'”