“I don't watch that much TV, so I can't compare one show to another. Wh...” — Alan Alda Quote

“I don't watch that much TV, so I can't compare one show to another. When I watch television, I watch people talking to one another usually or a science show where they show me microbes, you know. Microbes actually communicate quite a bit, and so there's a lot of talking going on.”

“When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it.”

“What I can't completely understand is most other people's fascination with what the famous among us do with their lips and the rest of their bodies. Why do ordinary people become the target of this curiosity simply by virtue of the fact that other people recognise their names and faces but know almost nothing else about them?”

“I'm not a robot. But the way I communicate means I polarise people.”

“I've been a Marine officer, I've been a cybersecurity manager, I have seen how degrading it can be to ground forces when you undermine their ability to shoot, move, and communicate by jamming their radios, impairing their computer systems, and just generally demobilizing them.”

“I think I need to play somebody who expresses themselves and is able to communicate on a more open level, something really different.”