“I would never complain about my life, even though I really would like ...” — Jack Nicholson Quote

“I would never complain about my life, even though I really would like to have a mate.”

“I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it.”

“I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.”

“Since I turned 18, I have never missed a vote for president. If you don't vote, you don't get the right to complain.”

“The Democrats cannot say that we stand with immigrants if that secretly means we only stand with immigrants in odd-numbered years or when southern Democrats complain.”

“Everything is going so great. I can't complain.”