“If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the law...” — George Savile Quote

“If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.”

“The best party is but a kind of conspiracy against the rest of the nation.”

“Anger is never without an argument, but seldom with a good one.”

“Being lampooned on 'South Park' is hardly something to complain about. They brought the issue of the dolphin and whale slaughter by the Japanese to a very large audience. I could not really care less how I was portrayed.”

“It is always a bit hypocritical when a defender who spends the whole game kicking you complains of being kicked.”

“No one ever complains about a speech being too short!”