“If people are going to complain about stereotyping, it's as likely to ...” — Jason Bateman Quote

“If people are going to complain about stereotyping, it's as likely to be Italian-Americans as gay people.”

“I have to warn you: I bet horses like a girl.”

“I looked around at the relationships that were the longest in my life, and they were the ones I had with my friends. I thought, 'If I only wanted to get married once, I should probably marry a friend.'”

“I don't have a lot of free time with the amount of traveling that I do, but most of pro wrestling isn't catered to me. I am not a kid. There are a lot of guys that complain to me about the product, but it's like, well, you are not a kid. It is catered to sell t-shirts and merchandise to kids and their parents.”

“The Democrats cannot say that we stand with immigrants if that secretly means we only stand with immigrants in odd-numbered years or when southern Democrats complain.”

“I always complain.”