“It's like, if you sign a guy you know is a punk and a jerk, you can't ...” — Dave Portnoy Quote

“It's like, if you sign a guy you know is a punk and a jerk, you can't complain like, 'Hey, the punk jerk is acting like a punk jerk!'”

“You judge a pizza place on their cheese slice.”

“We really want Barstool Sports to be a brand that means something. It doesn't just have to be myself... you see the logo, that bar stool and the stars around it, and you know you're getting a certain type of vibe, a certain type of brand.”

“I'm still here and kicking and, you know, I have all my limbs so you'll never hear me complain.”

“Somebody can't complain when they enjoy going to work and enjoy the people they work with.”

“I haven't found anything to complain about. But being Scottish, it won't be long.”