“I think computer science, by and large, is still stuck in the Modern a...” — Larry Wall Quote

“I think computer science, by and large, is still stuck in the Modern age.”

“Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.”

“I think software patents are a bad idea. Many patents are given for trivial inventions.”

“Beck is obviously a consummate musician. He plays instruments, many instruments. He can make his own record without having a fleet of computer operators onboard.”

“I heard a computer scientist the other day refer to playing with the Kinect as 'storytelling.' At first I thought that sounded a little high-minded, but after trying a few games I could see what she meant.”

“Never ask what sort of computer a guy drives. If he's a Mac user, he'll tell you. If not, why embarrass him?”