“Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the ...” — Robert Orben Quote

“Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!”

“There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.”

“The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.”

“ISIS is not an existential threat to something happening to someone in the United States of America. It's a serious problem overseas, but it's confusing and frightening.”

“What does it mean to a successful woman today? Does it mean you have to be a mother? If you are a mother, does it mean you have to be a mother with a husband? If you don't have a husband, what is the role that the man plays? I think there are a lot of confusing things that we're all really still sorting out.”

“I feel like I'm in my own head a lot; it just feels amazing, but scary, weird and confusing.”