“I'm a Telecaster connoisseur, and I love my Teles. I have one from alm...” — John 5 Quote

“I'm a Telecaster connoisseur, and I love my Teles. I have one from almost every year since the very beginning, in 1950. I'm so obsessed with them.”

“I've been putting out records for so long, but I didn't want to tour because I didn't think anybody really cared.”

“How it's been with me, it doesn't really matter what kind of music it is as long as it's good and catchy and I enjoy it. That's why I know all these different styles of music, just because it's fun. Whatever is good, I like it.”

“It's really funny seeing all these media depictions of me as an intellectual because I'm a connoisseur of low culture.”

“A gadget connoisseur has to be able to suspend feelings of disbelief, pessimism, and mockery. The phrase 'That thing ain't gonna last five minutes in the real world!' can't be in his vocabulary, and though he must appreciate physics and engineering, he shouldn't be overly concerned with the 'laws' of those fields.”

“I consider myself a pancake connoisseur, because of all the pancakes I've eaten around the world. I've been everywhere in Europe, I've eaten everywhere.”