“There's nothing more powerful than stand-up. Crushing with your own ma...” — Jim Breuer Quote

“There's nothing more powerful than stand-up. Crushing with your own material, with your own energy, controlling an audience: There's no better high. It's awesome.”

“I was a very naive kid. I didn't know there were people living in closets in Hollywood.”

“On the DVD 'Hardcore,' half the material was about me growing up in Valley Stream.”

“Post-lockdown period, not just shoots, I think the world is going to change in many ways. In shootings, maybe Covid-19 test results will be mandatory, social distancing will be the norm, as will controlling manpower.”

“Controlling President Trump seems incredibly difficult.”

“For me, it's better to live without looking over your shoulder, worrying about who is controlling your phone, maybe poisoning your food.”