“I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.” — Jennifer Aniston Quote

“I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.”

“My friends love coming over because they get fed.”

“I don't have a religion. I believe in a God. I don't know what it looks like but it's MY god. My own interpretation of the supernatural.”

“Guys, it turns out, do love cookies.”

“My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants.”

“I thought 'Twinkies' was just a word for 'cookies,' not a specific thing. They kind of scare me a little bit because they last forever.”