“New Yorkers will be rude, but at least they do so out of the rationale...” — Chris Gethard Quote

“New Yorkers will be rude, but at least they do so out of the rationale that everyone around them is always slowing them down. Los Angeles, I learned, is a city full of people who have the personality of the coolest pretty boy from your eighth-grade class.”

“I'm not exactly Don Draper when it comes to physical attractiveness.”

“I classify myself as a comedian, but I'm one of those comedians who also acts so that I can split the difference and feel insecure about both.”

“Chrissie Hynde is the coolest woman alive, and no man can have her.”

“Everyone knows deep in their hearts that the drums are the coolest instrument, and that a band is only as good as its drummer. So I'm all for drum solos. I'm all for drummers hamming it up. I'm all for drummers standing up and kicking over the kit.”

“I've got the coolest job in the world.”