“I've always loved the idea of the rookie cop vs. the grizzled veteran....” — Jermaine Fowler Quote

“I've always loved the idea of the rookie cop vs. the grizzled veteran. A lot of comedy can be mined from that.”

“Dave Chappelle - he's one of my favorite icons. I can't think of anyone who's funnier.”

“I'd been writing sketches since high school, but 'Friends of the People' really taught me about structure - how to wait out a joke, how to stick with it for a while. It also made me more confident onstage as a performer.”

“There's a reason there are 50,000 cop shows and firefighter shows: Watching them is cool.”

“I'll cop whatever gets thrown at me - that's politics.”

“I never went through a period were I wanted to be a doctor, a cop or even a rock star. All I wanted to do was play short stop for the Yankees from the time I was about 5. Then I turned 15 and realized how silly that was and just gave up on it.”