“I don't really get to go out a lot because when I'm home from the road...” — Eddie Kingston Quote

“I don't really get to go out a lot because when I'm home from the road, I am home. I do not want to move from my couch.”

“I mean I watched WWF like everybody else, but it always felt kind of soft to me.”

“I don't hate on anybody who makes it and makes money. That doesn't bother me. It's who they are as people that bothers me.”

“There are days when you just sit at home, and those days are tough. Because it's like, 'I have a swimming pool and a television and a couch and a tree, and I can't have Sunday lunch with my mum.'”

“I've never had a couch that needed to be cleaned or learned how to couch-clean in general. That feels too grown-up.”

“There was a singer-songwriter who slept on our couch for a year when I was about 7 or 8. She used to sing these songs for us, and I loved it. It was magical to watch her.”