“I wish there were two of me and 48-hour days so I could get everything...” — Jessica Alba Quote

I wish there were two of me and 48-hour days so I could get everything done. But for me, I have to not try and think that everything has to be 100% perfect all the time and leave room for error. As long as my kids feel loved and a priority, everything really is secondary.

When I do comedy, I lose all inhibition and introspection. I no longer care.

Everyone has an opinion of who you are and what your relationship is about, things that you've done or didn't do in your relationship - and it's just all crap, really. Things that are written about it are all crap.

I'm all about supporting anyone whose art is also the way they make their living.

Could I pass a week in the insane ward at Blackwell's Island? I said I could and I would. And I did.

Every once in a while I think, 'What am I doing out here running, busting myself up? Life could be so much easier. The other guys are out having fun, doing other things, why not me?'

But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism.

Why, der language down dar in de far South is jus' as different from ours in Maryland, as you can think. Dey laughed when dey heard me talk, an' I could not understand 'dem, no how.

One thing I could tell you is that I'm all over the place.