“You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you cou...” — Terry Pratchett Quote

“You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.”

“You want fantasy? Here's one... There's this species that lives on a planet a few miles above molten rock and a few miles below a vacuum that'd suck the air right out of them. They live in a brief geological period between ice ages, when giant asteroids have temporarily stopped smacking into the surface. As far as they can tell, there's nowhere else in the universe where they could stay alive for ten seconds.”

“If we could see ourselves as others see us, we would vanish on the spot.”

“I love Sia and how she hides her face. If I could pull off doing that, I totally would.”

“We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising'.”