“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely ...” — Bill Watterson Quote

“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”

“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”

“You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are even worse!”

“Our soldiers and people form one family. United, we may count on victory.”

“You can get knocked down, and it hurts and it leaves scars. But if you're a leader, the people you've counted on will help you up. And if you're a leader, the people who count on you need you on your feet.”

“You can't count on things happening if you're not in control of them happening.”