“How young can you die of old age?” — Steven Wright Quote

“How young can you die of old age?”

“My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'”

“Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?”

“My mom was an amazing singer and music was a big part of my life, so I grew up listening to Nat King Cole, Johnny Mathis, Henry Mancini; I used to watch 'The Andy Williams Show' on TV. I was very musical, so I was watching stuff that most kids my age wouldn't be interested in.”

“When I was younger, I did what I now call 'extreme singing.' I could do this thing where I would sing really high. I can't really do that anymore, at my age. My voice has shifted. It's changed.”

“Vir made his first appearance at age four months. The more he gets exposed to the people and the life that I have lead, it's good.”