“I think, as a woman, you have to really make sure that you're taking c...” — Paula Pell Quote

“I think, as a woman, you have to really make sure that you're taking care of yourself and make sure that you're covered and you have enough material written for you.”

“My sister was three years older than me, and she was like the stone-cold '70s fox. I looked like a short Polish farm woman, and so our journals were wildly different.”

“I'm a big hit at parties. Friends ask me to sing B-I-N-G-O all the time. I'm thinking, you know, of maybe putting out a Christmas album or something.”

“My sister is three years older and super foxy, and I always looked like a 50 year old woman.”

“I was a very earthly, matronly, plus-size little girl with a pure heart.”

“Starting probably with Janeane Garofalo and that era of stand-up ladies who were starting to be more brainy and strong and clever, guys started noticing those girls as sexy smart. I always called it smarxy.”

“I have four shelves covered with journals that I've written. Dad and I are writing songs together. I've probably written 100 songs.”

“One-on-one, I feel like I can't be covered, man.”

“I covered my face because they had taken my wisdom teeth out.”

“I'm a giant and it doesn't help that I'm covered in tattoos. So people can find me intimidating but I'm not like that at all - I'm very easygoing.”

“My first professional gig was 'Once Upon a Mattress' at the Drury Lane Oakbrook... I was in the ensemble. I was one of the ladies in waiting, and I covered Winnifred.”

“I have a fleet of Rimowa Topas aluminum suitcases! They're all covered in stickers from around the world.”