“Me and my sister made up a game called 'Milky Cow'. We were on holiday...” — Greg Davies Quote

“Me and my sister made up a game called 'Milky Cow'. We were on holiday in France when I was 12, and there was a kid who had bovine features, and every time we went past her, we'd say, 'There's Milky Cow'.”

“It's an irony that with the physical decline of age comes more mental wellbeing. It's life's cruel trick. You've settled down as a person, you feel happier with who you are, and then you get a massive swollen prostate and have to go for a test every two weeks. It's life's way of saying the struggle isn't over.”

“It's a strange old thing, but I think an awful lot of 'Inbetweeners' fans still don't realise I'm a stand-up.”

“I think anybody who works with Malcolm, the first thing they go, 'Holy cow! I'm working with Theo!' because that was part of my childhood.”

“I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.”

“You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.”