“How do we get a pantomime cow on set. Jeez, the rigours of satire.” — Mel Smith Quote

“How do we get a pantomime cow on set. Jeez, the rigours of satire.”

“I never met Barbara Cartland. But now that I'm working on her life, I wish I had. I think there was a lot of pathos in it and I'm intrigued by her.”

“I don't think London has been given enough credit in a lot of the movies that we make here.”

“The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.”

“USDA says pink slime, which is made of cow connective tissue and other scraps and then treated with ammonia to kill the salmonella, e Coli, potentially, the U.S. Government says it's totally safe.”

“I never said, 'no, I'm not going to do that.' Two things stand out that I really didn't care for, there was the one where they dressed me as a cow. Obviously, I didn't care for it, but I knew it was for 'hahas' for fun stuff. And then, when they put me in a diaper as the New Year's baby, I was like, 'ugh, here we go.'”