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“'The Simpsons' is about alienation and the ambivalence of living with a family who you love but who drive you completely crazy.”Matt GroeningAlienation
“Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.”Matt Groening
“I always thought it was a goat that kicked me over the fence. My mama told me the other day it was a cow. Now I'm sort of scared of both.”Kelsea BalleriniCow
“I've conducted an experiment on my kids. Instead of denying them access to media, I've encouraged it. They read comic books, play Nintendo and watch way too much TV.”Matt GroeningComic
“My father was a really sharp cartoonist and filmmaker. He used to tape-record the family surreptitiously, either while we were driving around or at dinner, and in 1963 he and I made up a story about a brother and a sister, Lisa and Matt, having an adventure out in the woods with animals.”Matt GroeningAdventure
“Oftentimes, what seems to be a street lunatic charging at me spouting gibberish turns out to be a devoted 'Simpsons' fan quoting their favorite line.”Matt GroeningCharging
“The United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it's kicked in the flanks.”Dean RuskCow
“We have tried to make it clear that the United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it is kicked in the flanks.”Dean RuskCow