“I crack myself up. Even I don't know what I'm going to say next.” — John Cooper Clarke Quote

“I crack myself up. Even I don't know what I'm going to say next.”

“Idleness - a job that you have to go to, but not necessarily do anything - is the poet's friend.”

“The only casual item I own is a Levi's jacket.”

“I'm an artist and an engineer, which is, increasingly, a more common kind of hybrid. But I still fall into this weird crack where people don't seem to understand me.”

“Slot machines are like crack for old people.”

“You do not have time in international rugby to stop and think, 'This is tough.' It's more a case of, 'Let's crack on.' Where's your next job? Fill a hole for someone who has just made a tackle?”