“One man's content is another woman's crap. And the crappy content - le...” — Faith Salie Quote

“One man's content is another woman's crap. And the crappy content - let's call it crontent - will never go away.”

“Hours after I gave birth to my first child, my husband cradled all five pounds of our boy and said, gently, 'Hi, Sweetpea.' Not 'Buddy' or 'Little Man.' Sweetpea. The word filled me with unanticipated comfort.”

“I know how much sleep I need, how much time on the elliptical I need, and how much chocolate that buys me.”

“You know, it's funny because I try not to talk crap but for some reason when I start talking crap, my game elevates to another level.”

“I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were crap. So if I have a band they'd have to really suck.”

“You know, I spend most of my life turning things down. There's a lot of crap out there.”