Salad cream is horrible, like albino ketchup.Sean LockTheWorldMotivation.comTry New ThemeDownloadSharePin ItCopied to clipboard!“Salad cream is horrible, like albino ketchup.
“There is this fallacy of the 'cool' comedian out there. You see the guys who take themselves very seriously and think they're being very suave and sardonic. But they're just jesters like the rest of us; they're just goons like we all are. The job is to make people laugh.”Sean Lock
“I remember being an usherette at my local theater very, very early on, selling ice cream and programs - because they're not free in the U.K. - during pantomime season, which was super interesting. It meant a lot of kids, a lot of sweets, a lot of sugar-induced kids.”Lara PulverCream
“I liken all jobs to decorating. If you don't do the preparation, sand down and prime first, you won't get a good paint job, and that's the same as everything in life.”Sean LockDecorating
“Real men don't know what they want for Christmas. Despite the fact I'm deeply disappointed every Christmas. I pride myself on not wanting anything. Children want things, women want things, dogs and cats want things, but men don't.”Sean LockChristmas
“I finished school in 1981 when there was a recession on so there was not a lot of money around or work. I worked on building sites during that time and there were many people on the dole or always looking for work.”Sean LockBuilding
“I'm like the female version of George Clooney in 'Up in the Air.' I have to have an eye mask, and Amore Pacific has this cream face mask that's moisturizing. Moisture is so important in the stuffy, dry air on a plane.”Nina DobrevCream
“Cream is actually tiny globules of fat held inside delicate membranes suspended in water - just like milk, only there are more globules.”Rick SteinCream
“I can't say it was always ice cream and rainbows in our house. We would yell and we would fight and I was a terrible child, and it was, but, on the other hand, laughs. I don't think I'm alone in this.”Philip RosenthalCream