“It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan, ...” — Denis Norden Quote

“It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan, it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.”

“Is the opposite of light entertainment meant to be dark and heavy?”

“Almost all comedy is of its time. You can't expect audiences now to laugh at what amused people 60 years ago.”

“I did play other sports growing up. I played cricket and all those other things, but I was just so much more talented in golf, and that's all I wanted to do.”

“I looked up to cricket players such as Imran Khan.”

“The workload with Test cricket was too much as I want to extend my career for as long as I can.”