“I'm always making micro-adjustments onstage, listening to the audience...” — Tom Green Quote

I'm always making micro-adjustments onstage, listening to the audience, and what a crowd is like can be infectious.

I do sometimes find it interesting when I look at a lot of the pranks that are out there, and I see kids doing the exact things that I did in the '90s. Like, I would go out on the street on crutches and fall down, and people would help me. Or I would paint my parents' house plaid; I've seen that replicated.

Whenever I do something, I tend to focus on it and spend all of my time and energy on it.

I like keeping people guessing. I like to have fun with them wondering if I'm sane or not.

How can we be free when we are prisoners to social media, in a world without privacy? How can we be free when our every movement is tracked and every conversation is recorded and can easily be held against us? How exactly are we free if we are tethered to our cell phones?

I started writing stories in sixth grade. But writing wasn't cool, like being good at sports, or being part of the in crowd, or winning fights on the playground.

I take smack because I enjoy it. I enjoy all it makes me feel. I don't do it to be in with the in crowd. I can rock out with it.

When you're the opener, you're the guy getting the crowd warmed up. But when you're the headliner, you're the main dude. People come to see you, and you have to deliver. It's a cool position to be in.

Great guitar players are a dime a dozen. It is sometimes your very limitations as players that set you apart from the crowd.