“I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where you're goi...” — Harland Williams Quote

“I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where you're going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.”

“In 'There's Something About Mary' and 'Dumb & Dumber,' I ended up improvising quite a bit of my scenes, and later I didn't even remember what I'd said because I just winged it. When I went and saw the movie, I was as stunned as everyone else was.”

“I think a lot of people think I'm doing kind of a character onstage, but what you're really getting is just me.”

“Of course, I have the emotional ups and downs of pregnancy, like crying jags for no reason and then the next day I can't even remember what I was crying about!”

“Crying is scary to men! To us, it's a sign that something completely earth-shattering is happening.”

“I can't lie, I did a lot of really, really stupid things, and it was because it was my way of crying for help.”