“Don't bring your kids to my show, and I won't come to your house and c...” — Ron White Quote

“Don't bring your kids to my show, and I won't come to your house and cuss.”

“The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.”

“My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I'm very 'preacher-ish' on stage, not by intent but because that's where I learned to talk in front of people.”

“I think, on any given day, somebody could help out a homeless person and cuss out somebody that cut them off in traffic, and I think that everybody has that inside them: it's just how you live that balance - so I think everybody is 'Wretched and Divine.'”

“Mommy, why does daddy cuss the TV and call it Howard?”

“We want to be presentable and respectable, but feel like we can talk freely about what we want to sing about - we don't need to cuss to have that bad-boy attitude, I guess.”