“Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.” — Jack Benny Quote

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Wherever black people are in America, criminalization exists. Wherever there is a white-dominant space, deep racism exists as well - no matter how progressive. If you cut too far into that progressive, if you do something that's too radical, white racism will emerge.

If people try to cut sugar out completely, they often splurge later. That isn't a good idea.

As a survivor, you learn how to talk fast, cut deals, lie when you have to - perfect training to be a politician, you know?

Never cut the hand that feed you, otherwise you are no-good piece of garbage.

My slogan when I ran was that there is no such thing as government money, there is only taxpayer's money, and that cut pretty deep.