“My mother taught me to drive using the 'Detroit Method,' where speed l...” — W. Bruce Cameron Quote

“My mother taught me to drive using the 'Detroit Method,' where speed limits and traffic lights are taken as cute suggestions.”

“Without a dog, I would have tassels on my throw pillows instead of little stubs of yarn that look like small worms. The pillows seem to function just fine without the tassels, so perhaps it isn't a problem.”

“I've read that the ancient Chinese art of feng shui can bring a sense of peace, well-being, and positive energy to a home - same as beer.”

“I've just got a new house in Pacific Palisades. It's really cute.”

“Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that's cool.”

“I couldn't be an ingenue today, because the business has changed. I remember when you could dress for a premiere just by putting on a cute top. Now you have to be perfect and fabulous in every way, or you're ridiculed.”