“Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's...” — Amy Sedaris Quote

“Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it.”

“People that know me know that I cook. I cook every night.”

“I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the kitchen with my wand, and I come out with something on a platter and I say, 'See, magic happens.' Works every time.”

“My goal is to give girls and boys a different idea of expression. It's not always about looking pretty or cute. It's about expressing yourself however that may be, even if that's being silly or goofy or weird.”

“I always make sure my lashes look cute.”

“Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.”