“There's someone on Twitter who pretends to be me but as long as he doe...” — Sean Lock Quote

“There's someone on Twitter who pretends to be me but as long as he doesn't say anything damaging, I don't care. Let him get on with it.”

“I think people like to have something to have a moan about.”

“I never moisturised until I got skin cancer. It totally changed my opinion on moisturising. I used to think using a face protector was a bit of a girly thing, now I've worked out it's actually essential to keep your skin healthy.”

“President Obama is a utopian at heart. He wants to improve the lives of the downtrodden, which is a good thing. But, he doesn't understand that damaging the free marketplace in pursuit of 'social justice' will eventually harm those whom he wants to help. The nation's crushing debt is a tsunami brewing off shore.”

“When you're doing some things that are damaging you, you don't really realise it at the time.”

“If you know something damaging about a major political figure, then, in a democracy, it is surely your duty to tell the voters before they go to the polls.”