“I do better just letting the stories develop. I don't outline very wel...” — Joe R. Lansdale Quote

“I do better just letting the stories develop. I don't outline very well, and I can't follow it if I do. Once I've outlined it, why write the damn book?”

“I've always done just pretty much what I wanted to do. I mean, I just did a thing for a small press called 'Zeppelins West' that's nothing but an absolute, over-the-top farce, almost like an Abbott & Costello, alternate-universe Western.”

“Edgar Rice Burroughs taught me pace and gave me a sense of action and adventure.”

“When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.”

“I've never given a damn. A seven-foot man who dresses as a woman as a job is not interested in what other people think.”

“I was dangerous and damn good-looking.”