“My favourite character was the Marquis de Carabas from Neil Gaiman's '...” — Paterson Joseph Quote

“My favourite character was the Marquis de Carabas from Neil Gaiman's 'Neverwhere.' I love that character because he's so flamboyant but also darkly dangerous - and he's also 200 years old.”

“When I do TV, I always look at it afterwards and realise that I'm more of a theatre actor.”

“I'm definitely not an adrenalin junkie; I get enough of that at work. Holidays are always a matter of relaxing and spending time doing nothing. I like to eat and drink and not worry about it.”

“It's dangerous to read the Internet about yourself when you're me. Or when you're anyone in the public eye.”

“The mountains are dangerous. Only an unintelligent person will say they are not dangerous.”

“To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.”