“You can't satirise darts, because it's hyper-real as it is; there's al...” — Irvine Welsh Quote

You can't satirise darts, because it's hyper-real as it is; there's already enough over-the-top madness to it.

There is nothing, really, that I wouldn't write about, and I do write about a lot of grim things.

I'm the worst employer I could wish for because I push myself hard.

I created something that became a phenomenon without becoming a prisoner to it.

Sometimes there's a snobbery among literary types that these people don't really get it, but in a lot of ways they get it more than the literati. There's a culture in the background that they understand and know. They get that deeper level.

I actually gave up playing darts for three years after my little boy was born.

What footballers do I know? Robin van Persie and Ron Vlaar are friends. Everyone knows we have played them before. And in fact they are not bad players at darts.

I've always had darts around me growing up because my family has always played it.

The money financially is more for the family because I just enjoy playing darts. It's great situation to be able to earn money out of it.

I'm working really hard on my practice routine which I'm really enjoying and I'm constantly trying to improve with the help of Target Darts.