“I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I ...” — Jon Stewart Quote

“I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'”

“If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.”

“Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?”

“Exploitation. Now, there's a word that has been scrubbed out of the poverty debate.”

“We mistake politics for legislative debate. You can be passionate without being personal.”

“There is a heated debate in Turkey these days over whether the government of Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan is furthering democracy or rolling it back.”