“The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solel...” — Stan Freberg Quote

“The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.”

“The story of Little Blue Riding Hood is true. Only the color has been changed to prevent an investigation.”

“I was turning down cigarette campaigns before it became fashionable. I wouldn't let CBS Radio sell 'The Stan Freberg Show' to R.J. Reynolds and American Tobacco, which had sponsored Jack Benny, the man I replaced.”

“It's not like he called me up and asked me. They've never wanted to throw us into that world, and I think our decision probably shocked them. But I love my dad, and I think I'd regret it if I didn't do this.”

“I'm an artist, and I'm part of every decision in a movie.”

“It's not like you make a decision and everything inside you is 100 percent happy.”