“Making tough decisions that may make someone unhappy is something to g...” — Phoebe Robinson Quote

“Making tough decisions that may make someone unhappy is something to get good at doing.”

“You got a snaggletooth? Show it off. You have an overbite? Bite some more.”

“I love doing standup, but I love watching it more. Watching people like Michelle Buteau or Baron Vaughn get up and do their thing - that is what comedy can be like.”

“Ultimately, stability in Syria will come from decisions made on the ground by the Syrian people and by their immediate neighbors.”

“Do not make decisions for your kid. It's not going to turn out well.”

“I love the deadpan. It's such a strong go-to. It lets the audience make their own decisions about what you're thinking.”