“There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and...” — Justin Halpern Quote

“There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too dumb to write it.”

“My dad is awesome.”

“You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.”

“My work is distinct and definitive and specific, and hopefully it is so that every single character is different, and they are - but there's probably an underlying element that's me.”

“A writer's definitive death is when no one reads his books anymore. That's the final death.”

“If I wait for the great definitive story of my people to come around, I'm never going to work.”