“There's something so nuanced and specific that the wardrobe department...” — Heidi Gardner Quote

“There's something so nuanced and specific that the wardrobe department at 'SNL' knows how to do. It's like they've mastered every type of woman, every type of man.”

“I find myself really drawn to vintage or modern stuff that reminds me of childhood - without actually dressing like a child, if that makes sense.”

“By the time I got to college, I was cutting hair for all my broke friends. I was a little lost with what I wanted to do with my life, so I thought, 'Maybe if I drop out and move to L.A. to do hair, that'll sound cooler than just dropping out.'”

“The storyboard department doesn't talk to the layout department, which doesn't talk to the writing department. They're all jealous of each other.”

“We are expected to believe that anyone who objects to the Department of Homeland Security or the USA Patriot Act is a terrorist, and that the only way to preserve our freedom is to hand it over to the government for safekeeping.”

“When I left my parents' home when I was 19, I went to the University of Florida, and within 24 hours was in the mental health department. And within 20 minutes, I was being told by the director there that they didn't have what I needed there.”