“I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's de...” — Jean Kerr Quote

“I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?”

“Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.”

“Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.”

“A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.”

“Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.”

“Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.”

“Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home.”

“Beauty is how you feel inside, and it reflects in your eyes. It is not something physical.”

“It's ridiculous to imagine you can stay young forever and live forever. It's taking away from young people. There's a beauty and respect in age. Magazines and media are disrespectful of age.”

“You don't know what the Chinese expect in the way of beauty. The presentation is just a farce. You come into a room filled with 50 people and they don't talk to you. There's very little interaction.”

“A woman whose smile is open and whose expression is glad has a kind of beauty no matter what she wears.”

“A representative is free delivery; she's a personal beauty consultant. Some people want that high touch.”