“When I'm on a train and see an empty pitch, it gives me a certain plea...” — Patrick Marber Quote

“When I'm on a train and see an empty pitch, it gives me a certain pleasure that I can't quite describe. It's to do with potential.”

“I like them all - I don't always approve. I see myself as a sort of benevolent uncle to these characters, and I can see why they do what they do; sometimes they make some mistakes, but at heart I think they're decent.”

“Enough people like me. Enough to let me sleep at night.”

“Words are impotent to describe certain emotions.”

“The best word to describe my father? Thoughtful. There was a tender quality to Dad that his sense of fun could sometimes mask. But, above all, he was sensitive and looked out for those he loved.”

“How can an adjective in front of a noun not describe the noun? There are dwarf stars, but they're still considered stars.”